It's a hot summer day and you're trapped in a bare basement room with wandering ants, two nails, a crusty tube of wood glue, a plastic toy superhero figurine, a flip-flop, and an evil pinata that kidnapped you from your cousin's birthday party. The evil pinata keeps spawning bananas in the corner of the room- they look like bananas but are super hard, as you got knocked out with one earlier, every now and then it'll poop pieces of gum in the far right corner of the room)it's a cube. Your back is facing the wall with the window and in front of you the evil pinata has his back turned to you. The room only has one window but it's pretty high up. Jimmy, your cousin, said the cops should be on their way in thirty minutes before running back to his party. 💢 At least he left the window open. By the way, you're wearing a flannel shirt with a tank top underneath, shorts, and sneakers. How will you escape?
Take off the flannel shirt and tie the plastic toy superhero, the crusty tube of wood glue, the flip flop and two nails to one of the shirt sleeves. Since the pinata is in the same side of the room as the gum and bananas, they're out of your reach. Take 3 steps forward and start spinning the shirt so that the armed sleeve gets some momentum. Even if the pinata doesn't turn around, conk him/her/it with the sleeve objects. The force should pop a hole into him and his gum and bananas should spill onto the floor.
ReplyDeleteIf the pinata needed the bananas and gum to live, then without his insides, he will just lie there. You can then either wait for the police to let you out, or fling the sleeve up to the window ledge, hoping it catches onto something and holds as a rope. Stack the bananas up against the wall window and crawl up to the window, flinging yourself over and out of the basement.
If the pinata didn't need the bananas and gum to live, then you'll just have to keep fighting him off with the sleeve/object weapon until the the police come. But as you're fighting, slowly move toward the corner that has bananas and gum. Once there, you can use those objects as additional weapons to fling at the pinata, hoping at some point his paper mache doesn't hold up
Interesting idea! Kekeke, You didn't have to use all the objects in the room but you made it work! I didn't think of squaring off with him but technically if you bundle those things together they are enough to be a force to reckon with!
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ReplyDeleteMe and those 3 rusty nails would have to find out what that pinata is really made of and I'd leave him for the ants.
ReplyDeleteThat would definitely be the most direct route to the situation. :-)
DeleteHope you can make the meeting tomorrow. It will be good to "see" you.
That's another way as well! Its been changed to two nails but yeah you're right. Lol.
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